Happy Valentine's Day!

Yes, yes....
It's the 14th of February again.
We all know what that means...

VALENTINE'S DAY.
(I refuse to call it foreveralone day because I think it's sad and pathetic.)
Well some are happy, some are sad, and others...
Just don't give a shit.

But for me...
I don't have any special someone to celebrate it with.
And truthfully it does get a bit lonely sometimes, seeing all the couples.
But hey, I still celebrate with my friends.
We treat it just as a day to be extra happy if possible, cos it's supposed to be a happy event.

But this year I'm hoping to find out who the mysterious person is, who posted that @TPConfessions tweet about me.
(For those who happen to be lost, refer two posts back.)
Hopefully whoever had the balls to post it will also have the balls to come up to me and say hi.
I don't bite, I swear.
And I'm a nice enough person, unless you give me a reason to be a bitch.

Just say hi. Or give me a smile even.
Look me in the eyes and smile, and show me somehow that you're that person.
That's more than enough for me.

For all those out there who will be as single as I will most definitely be...
Let's just treat this as a day to hug our friends a little tighter, alright?
Take this as a day to show a bit more appreciation to those whom you treasure.
Because it doesn't matter if you're spending the day with that special someone,
or your family and friends.
It's all about celebrating love, no matter how cheesy that sounds.


Oh, for our radio talkshow that was today, our group (The Lunch Bunch - Dayna, Pei Yu, Hui Min and I) were discussing how flowers were commonly given as gifts for Valentine's Day, and we had our own fakefakefakefakefake definitions for flowers commonly given.

Just read through our very short list and laugh!
Just please keep in mind that all these are FOR LAUGHS ONLY.
These are not in any way intended to offend!

Roses: Well points for trying but honestly, can your man get any more boring? Or should we say UNORIGINAL? Yeesh, he's got to try harder instead of buying the default flowers!

Carnations: A sweet gesture, but you might want to reconfirm with your guy if you're supposed to be his lover or his mum.

Orchids: Ah, our national flower. Well, we say you've got to be Vanda Miss Joking because orchids are so old-fashioned. Like, orchids. Really? Really. Exotic, yes, but is he from the 18th century or something, or did he perhaps sail over on the Mayflower?

Pitcher Plant: Your boy is a keeper... Simply because of the fact that if he got you a pitcher plant as a declaration of his love, then we genuinely worry what he might attempt to get you if you ever so happen to break up with him. A man-eating daffodil, perhaps...?

Cauliflower: Ladies, if your man has the nerve to get you something like this... What do we from The Lunch Bunch always say? Make like a salad and toss him aside!

But all jokes aside, it's not about the gift (even though that's going to be really sweet), it's about spending time with someone you love. Have a great Valentine's Day, everyone!

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