Byzantium Tests

I happened to see this on Twitter, so I got curious and went to try it out.
It's this online personality test thing at www.byzantiumtests.com and well, it mindfucked me like nobody's business when I tried it out.
There are 5 tests in all, and require your webcam and audio (so use headphones!).
Also don't get freaked out by the music and layout of the website, I promise nothing's gonna jump out at you.

I did the first test (the most important one, in my opinion!) and got these results:

You are a principled independent, with a dark side.
Your responses indicate a desire to escape from your troubles, and a fear that this action will destroy what you’ve already achieved.
These conflicting emotions sometimes cause you to be abnormally irritable and impatient when your needs are not met. Your concentration is also impacted, often leaving you feeling groggy or agitated.
The ensuing anxiety usually leaves you feeling vulnerable. As a result, you become less affectionate with people you care about. You occasionally become caustic and even needlessly cruel.
This stems from your own insecurity and fear of failure. Leveraging your ability to remain strong in the face of adversity — an ability you’ve proved to possess in the past — is the key to your emotional satisfaction.
You have a strong opinion of your own abilities, which is deserved. You are sharp and intellectually discerning when the need arises. In times of great stress, you have the will power to make difficult decisions.

Wow. It's scarily accurate. Like seriously, it is scarily accurate.


Anyway, I went on to finish all 5 tests (becoming more and more freaked out as the tests progressed, which is why I was so relieved that seriously, nothing was gonna jump out at me).

My final results:


Combat Officer.
That is beyond badass. That is beyond cool. That's just fucking awesomesauce.
And badass too, actually.
I know it's not real, but damn.
*whistles*

So guys, go do the test at www.byzantiumtests.com and tell me what your results are! :)

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